Alamak,satu tahun lagi

Tonite...tonite is the nite when the clock struck 12am will make a big different in my life. I'm officially older by 1yr. OMG....

posted by sotongking @ 8:59 PM 22 comments

Sayang....

Yesterday,as usual go to work at 10am but as usual oso late. Onli arrived at 11am. Since late edi so "kelentong" say go customer there collect money la. As soon reached office, the first thing to do read newspaper, after tat think very hard ***squezee the brain*** of wat to do for the rest of the day. Lucky me, my manager ask me if i'm free at 4pm. Without any delay, i replyed tat i'm totally his.

***cont to check-out ppl blog,reply,comdemn,complain,praise bla bla bla***

12.30pm, yahoo!!! lunch time, go out tarpao "cha siew fan". Lunch hour for me usually 2hrs at least but special day like yesterday i onli take 1hr.

After lunch,head on to factory. nothing to do over there oso, just smoke smoke,chat chat, drink coca-cola, check blog.

Finally 4pm, went to Petronas,KLCC with my manager. Meeting with "some ppl"
yada yada yada...end of story

On the way to the carpark, we havta walk thru Parcson(correct ar?) where there's lotsa cosmetics counters. As I just about to reach the lift, i caught a glimpse of a lady. When i try to focus on it, Mak ooi! Mak nyah la! So i fast fast turn my head and walk away like nothing happened. It was tat moment....tat freakin' moment

Sayanggggggg....


F*rk !!! immediatedly i can feel the cold right into my spine. I just got PAWNED

posted by sotongking @ 11:27 PM 5 comments

To Shave or Not To Shave?

The practice of trimming and shaving the pubic hair appears to be gaining in popularity amongst women. Some like it to be clean shaved, some trim and shave it into shapes-just to maintain their womanhood i guess, and some loves it the way it is. Pubic hair, beside being a protection to the sensitive tissues, it also acts as a decoration. It often serves more of a social function than bioligical one. As mentioned by Aceone, What would you think of a woman with thick bush under the armpit? I would considered to be an eyesore but yet some might think it's something natural. Back to the topic, now what would you think of a woman when she opened up, u see nothing but thick bush? Unpleasant view eh...
Whether a woman has body or pubic hair should be the result of her own personal decision. Even so, social pressure will always play a part in her decision.

There can be many sexual benefits to trimming one's pubic hair, even if one does not remove it in its entirety. Pubic hair when long and thick can completely obscure a woman's genitals and create a barrier between her and her genitals. A woman who trims or shaves her pubic hair often becomes more aware of her genitals and sexuality as a result. Having short or no pubic hair can have its advantages during partner sex. First your partner may prefer it and find it sexually stimulating. As a result they find you more desirable. A woman's partner may prefer to be able to see what they are about to lick with their tongue and insert their fingers or penis into. A thick growth of pubic hair may obscure one's view of a woman's genitals and cause you to be curious or even fearful of what lies behind, not to mention it's a breeding zone for lice. Women who like oral sex often find it more enjoyable when their sensitive skin is directly exposed to their partner's tongue and not protected by a layer of hair. Their partner also does not have to worry about getting hair in their mouth. Some women like to shave because of sexual roles they act out, the naughty schoolgirl, the submissive slave, or the seductive flasher. The trimming and shaving of the pubic hair is just one way of enhancing sex, solo and with a partner.

For women who just want to trim their pubic hair there are no special techniques or skills required. A comb and a pair of scissors are all the tools needed. An electric or battery operated beard trimmer can come in handy as then you can quickly trim the hair to a uniform length. A woman can slowly trim her hair shorter and shorter until she finds a look she likes. She can use a beard trimmer to remove all her hair if she chooses without actually shaving. This is perhaps a wise choice for the beginner since it does not cut the hair below the skin line. While you wont look or feel baby smooth, you will for all practical purposes be shaven. A beard trimmer wuold certainly be a wise investment for any woman serious about trimming or shaving her pubic hair.

Shaving can be a bumpy road for the beginner. Women often complain about the resulting irritation and itching that occurs. Women hearing other women's accounts of what happened to them often are reluctant to shave themselves, understandably. The likely cause for these adverse side affects is doing too much too soon. The first time shaver often goes from a full bush to baby soft in a single session. This is pretty hard on the delicate tissues of the vulva. The skin is not use to the irritations associated with shaving. Any woman who decides to shave needs to acknowledge that it wont be a risk free adventure. Most of the women who shave say it took time for their bodies to get use to shaving and for them to figure out a shaving technique that worked best for them. While some women may find they are able to shave without difficulty, I believe most women are not so lucky. It is for this reason a woman should only shave if she is sure she wants to and is willing to experiment and tolerate some mild discomfort in the beginning. This is not something a woman should do if she sees it only as a one-time event. If they do, it had better be a very special event to justify the discomfort they will likely experience afterwards.

Below are some tips for women interested in shaving their pubic area:

Go in steps. Unless it is very important for you to surprise your partner, do not go from full bush to totally bare all at once. Start by just trimming the hair a little shorter each week. Perhaps using a beard trimmer. Once the hair is short all over, start shaving the outer labia. The outer labia seem to tolerate shaving better than does the pubic mound. The following week or so start making the patch of short hair on your pubic mound smaller and smaller by trimming and shaving. If you start noticing irritation developing, do not remove any additional hair until the irritation goes away. This is done by experimenting with different razor strokes, different shave creams, and jells, different razors, different clothing, etc. It may take time for the skin to get use to shaving, since the razor likely scraps away the outer layer of tissue and can cut the hair below the skin line resulting in redness and ingrown hairs. Some women may find they cannot shave their pubic mound, and as a result only trim the hair there very short.

It takes time. In the beginning expect to spend thirty to sixty minutes each time you groom your pubic region. If you are going for the bare look right off the bat, plan on a couple hours. Once you and your body are use to shaving, it only takes a couple minutes to shave the pubic area, if done every day, or every other day.

Use only new razor blades EVERY time. The coarse pubic hair will dull the blades very quickly. Unless you are into self-torture never use a blade to shave your legs then use it on your pubic area. That equates to ouch in capital letters! If you use an electric razor, make sure its blades are not old.

Use a good razor, perhaps one with special blades and a pivoting head. Some women's razors now have wide handles so you have more to hold onto. You may need to try several to find one that works best. You might just want to buy one of each type of disposable you find at your local store and give them all a try.

Start out using thick shaving foams or jells. Apply a new layer of foam or jell after each pass with the razor. You want some lubrication between your delicate skin and that razor sharp blade. Use those intended for sensitive skin. Menthol or eucalyptus may make the skin tingle, but may help soothe the vulva in the long run. (If they start to burn, rinse right away.)

Shave in the evening. This is because the amount of time it takes, and because you will want to remain nude or just wearing a nightshirt or gown afterwards. Once you get use to shaving you can do it in the shower in the morning in a couple minutes.

Tight cloths are out in the beginning, if not always. Your sensitive skin is not going to be able to tolerate anything rubbing against it after the top layer of skin has been scrapped away. You should not wear any clothing that allows cloth to rub against your vulva. Wear dresses and skirts. Do not wear panties; wear tap pants or men's boxers instead. If possible go without underwear. The elastic legs of you regular panties may irritate your bikini line. Tight jeans are likely a very bad idea. Going bottomless will likely feel pretty strange when you start shaving and it may be hard not to think about. This is actually good as it makes you more aware of your sexuality. You will eventually get use to the bare and exposed feeling.

Soak in a warm bath or take a warm shower prior to shaving. This softens the hair and makes it easier to cut. This will account for most of the time it takes to groom your pubic region.

After shaving sleep nude or only with a nightshirt on, socks are okay. No pants or panties. You do not want anything rubbing against your sensitive vulva as you sleep. If you use sanitary napkins, just sleep on top of a couple old towels if you are having your period.

Do not shave closely at first. Do not press into the skin. Make one light pass with the blade then move to the next area. You wont remove all the hair, but it will decrease the amount of irritation you experience. With each subsequent shaving more hair will be removed. Go slow and be gentle.

Stretch the skin with one hand while you shave with the other. This is particularly true near you labia. The groove next to your clitoris may be hard to shave and it will likely take practice to become proficient at it.

Shave in the direction of the hair growth, this usually means down on your pubic mound and diagonally near your outer labia. Just observe your hair growth pattern after you trim the hair short. Some experienced women shave against the hair growth, after first going with the grain, using a very light stroke and a fresh layer of shaving gel or foam. This results in a very close shave. This may not be a good idea for the beginner.

Shave every other day in the beginning. Women often report they do not notice things starting to itch until their hair starts growing out. Shave every other day and use light strokes. In the beginning do not go for the baby smooth look and feel. Once you get practiced and your skin gets use to shaving, continue to shave every other day or daily. If you want to shave your vulva and like it that way, you cannot just shave occasionally. The irritation will drive you crazy.

After shaving apply a lotion to your vulva to soothe the skin. Be careful of scents or other additives that may irritate your delicate skin. Baby oil may lubricate the skin and decrease the amount of friction. The same with baby power, but powder is bad for the vulva and vagina, so use it sparingly.

Use a self-standing mirror and a good light so you can see what you are doing. Unless you are unusually flexible you wont be able to see your entire vulva without them. You will be more likely to cut yourself if you don not.

Some women recommend using a loofah sponge on the days you do not shave, when you bath or shower. Gently rub with and against the hair growth. This removes dead skin and helps keep the hair follicles open, reducing the chances of ingrown hair.

It might sounds troublesome for women that haven't done it before, but considering the sexual benefits and the self-confidence derived from it. IT'S WORTH!!!
Afterall, you wouldn't want those hairs saying "hi" to people around you when u wear bikinis.

Most men would prefer woman's to be trimmed into small patches or clean shaved. What about women? Do they prefer man to shave it? trimmed into shapes?

That for you to tell, for me to find out

posted by sotongking @ 10:55 AM 14 comments

Men Jokes

Okie la, to be fair I'm posting some jokes on men.


A man was in court for a double murder, and the judge said, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You bastard!"
The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer."Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You damned bastard!"
The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and said, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you, or I shall charge you with contempt! Now is that a problem?"
The man at the back of the court stood up and responded, "For fifteen years, I have lived next door to that bastard, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer ... he said he never had one!"

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Top Ten Male Professions and Why

1. Doctor. Because he says, "Take off your clothes."

2. Dentist. Because he says, "Open Wide."

3. Hairdresser. Because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown."

4. Milkman. Because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?"

5. Interior Decorator. Because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it."

6. Banker. Because he says, "If you take it out to soon, you'll lose interest."

7. Police Officer. Because he says, "Spread 'em."

8. Mailman. Because he always delivers his package.

9. Pilot. Because he takes off fast and then slows down.

10. Hunter. Because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots.


Wuahahaha...
Now all guys come hantam me

posted by sotongking @ 12:30 PM 8 comments

Perfect Woman

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was,of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?

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Answer:
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
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By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point:
Women never listen.

Wuahahaha....
Now all the women will come hantam me

posted by sotongking @ 12:09 PM 30 comments

Monkey Business

AhPek latest post was talking about some monkey business. The Big Fat Monkey and the Chief Gorilla was goin after some bananas and in between some misunderstanding occur la...so this Big Fat Monkey tarak syok the Chief Gorilla and it all end up being a quite sexiting show for us-the audiences. But the main concern is what's the misunderstanding? Haahaha...tat! For me to show,For u to find out.
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No wonder the Big Fat Monkey so angry la. When he's doin something private the Chief Gorilla send his minion grab 9 his balls. =.="

posted by sotongking @ 10:36 AM 11 comments

I Like Your Thinking...

Angel was teaching her primary 1 students when she ask them a question:

Angel:
If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" AhPek didi,can u tell me the answer?

AhPek didi:
Err...None, they all fly away with the first gun shot

Angel:
Ng ngam la, the correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking

AhPek didi:
JJ...JJ, can i ask u a question?

Angel: Sure...wat u wanna ask?

AhPek didi:
If there are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream-one is delicately licking the sides of the tripple scoop ice-cream,the second gobbling down the top and sucking the cone and the third is bitting off the top of the ice-cream. JJ think which is married leh?

After thinking for quite some time, Angel face oso red liao reply AhPek didi

Angel:
Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone

AhPek didi laughing in his heart liao...

AhPek didi:
The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on la but I like your thinking


wuahahahaha....

posted by sotongking @ 1:42 PM 4 comments

New Template

Yeap,it's about time to change tat old skin. Still the new skin need quite abit of tuning herre and there. Not quite satisfied with the header but guess it'll do for now. Damn! I just wasted hours doin the template on working hour.

No Increment from the company = Low productivity

Tats how things work,eh?

posted by sotongking @ 5:08 PM 13 comments

Where To Kiss?

Kissing is probably the most physically romantic two people can get. There really is no wrong way to kiss. The thing to remember is that everybody kisses differently and different people prefer different ways of kissing. But where you kiss brings different meaning...

KISS on the hand means: FRIENDSHIP.
KISS on the nose means: YOU’RE CUTE.
KISS on the cheek means: I NEED YOU.
KISS on the neck means: I WANT YOU.
KISS on the lips means: I LOVE YOU.
Kissing with eyes closed means: I’M IN LOVE WITH YOU.
Kissing with eyes opened means: I’M WATCHING WHERE YOUR HANDS ARE GOING.
The military KISS means ..... "Keep It Simple Stupid".
Stolen Kisses ARE THE SWEETEST! (Always want to return it)

Morale of the story is ... It.s not WHO you are KISSING but WHERE you’re KISSING that matters

posted by sotongking @ 12:11 PM 14 comments