Perfect Woman
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was,of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?
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Answer:
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
**** Women stop reading here, this is the end of the joke.
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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
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By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point:
Women never listen.
Wuahahaha....
Now all the women will come hantam me
posted by sotongking @ 12:09 PM
30 Comments:
you kena hentam, i give you money for medicine.
alaaaa... sudah basi lah the joke... give lah some new ones...
i won't hantam u.
i'll just liu u! :P
AhPek: Money? did u say money? how much u wanna gimme?
Angel: hahaha...u wanna korek me?
angel, hamtam him kaw kaw !!
Aceone: Wei angel sudah mau korek gua,lu lagi panggil dia hantam sama gua. Habis la...
mau la...mau la...makai dou mau la
of course there was no perfect man sitting in the car - there was a jerk. that caused the accident.
go figure lah.
Korek u?? U hv anything for me to korek?? Like wat? $$$?? :P
aceone118, shhh... wait lah... hv to let him bite the bait first b4 i can hantam him... wat lah u... bocor my strategy liao...
sotongking, apa liu mau?
if mau sumting, u must tell... angel can't read minds, u know?!
I wan choco latte...no gimme 1 since u got so many.
i dun understand this this mean i'm a jerk?
Pisang: I'm still trying to figured it out.
Tak per la,anything tak faham later we go ask nyonya
liuliu, u online now?
sotong telling sotong joke! see? ! har! gotcha. sumore say sotong nice. so sotong one. see how u kena hantam by ur blog frens now? faster pull ears
Angel: yesterday hor, i go cc play dota la then i kap kap keok go tat i forgot to log off both my msn n yahoo msger. Then got tis farker goan use my account n start chatting wit my fren. Did he msg u?
Winn: dowan pull ears can ar? u can spank me tho' hehehe...
Thank god it wasn't u! That fella invited me to view the webcam and when i asked if u'd flash at me, he/you said yes! Damn! I was like, "This sotongking so teruk wan!" But thank god it wasn't u... if not, liuliu loh...
Angel: Me sai mm sai flash wor...not tat u neber seen it before. hahaha...
Oi, say properly lar... wat i neber seen b4?? I NEBER seen YOURS b4 ok! :P
Angel: Same wit others oso wat...onli different in size.
Izit? Ohhh...
And so, wot's your size?
Size does matter...
Angel: yeerrr...need to be so specific meh? i shy leh,dowan tell u
shy?
SHY???
*LOLOLOL*
Hai mm hai ahhh... :P
Wuahhh...enuff lor! u starting to intimidate me. Dun force me call my lil' bro beat u ar?
*LOLOLOL*
Yay! I menang! :P
*dances around*
:D
ps: Frostier is your fren? Can u pls ask him, why to comment in his blog must register WP wan?? So liuliu :P
how u know he's my fren?
i din tell u bout it oso...
need to register to prevent spammer.
so now u know how i knew he's your fren ;)
hey, twas really cool chatting with u just now :) u are one sweet, sensitive baby sotong ;)
Awww...ur such a sweet baby angel too
Hehe... maybe becos my name got the "honey" word :D
Have a nice day!
No wonder im so attracted to u la...
Attracted to me?
*ekor kembang*
*LOL*
Hmmmm... are you a smooth, sweet talker? Let's see how long this attraction will last... ;)
ohhh,it will go on and on and on...until u beg me to stop
wow... beg u to stop?
*imagines...*
Please don't stop...
*LOL* :P
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