Thursday, August 16, 2007

~ Guaranteed Weight Loss Program ~

Stumble upon tis joke on a girl's homepage. I dunno her and she dunno me so i guess it's allrite for me to copy and paste. hahahaha.........

A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs. due to very serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM."Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he calls them up and subscribes to the 3-day/10 pound weight loss program.The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers, there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old young lady dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me!"
Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After they are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like the way this company does business!" The same girl shows up for the next two days and the same thing happens.On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10lb. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/ 20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and therestands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me, you can have me."
He's out the door or after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her, but when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. For the next four days, the same routine happens.Much to his delight, on the fifth day, he weighs himself and found he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."Absolutely,"he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years".
The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds a muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but Adidas running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,
"If I catch you, you're mine."

8 Comments:

At Friday, August 17, 2007, Blogger W_W_Ho said...

this is one good one man. muahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!

 
At Sunday, August 19, 2007, Blogger pisang goreng 115,NF said...

like thatnot 50lbs lor....
100lbs can oso

 
At Tuesday, October 02, 2007, Blogger Lapa said...

TOP PORTUGUESE UNIVERSAL WRITER: CRISTOVAO DE AGUIAR.

He has, also, translated into Portuguese the Wealth of Nations by Adam Smith.

He has been awarded several prizes.

Don't forget the name of this great author, you'll be hearing of him soon.

Thank you for spending time in Universal Culture.

Thanks for visiting.

 
At Saturday, November 24, 2007, Anonymous johnny said...

can trust one o not o??

 
At Monday, December 31, 2007, Blogger Lapa said...

Be my guest!

 
At Wednesday, January 30, 2008, Blogger mirror said...

hahahaahah i read this before somewhere in the email..but ar...I still find it a very good laugh! ahahahhahahahaha

 
At Monday, February 11, 2008, Blogger Lin Peh said...

Gong Nei Keh Hei
Fatt Nei Keh Choy ! ;-)

 
At Thursday, April 10, 2008, Blogger SleekBlackMercedes said...

Thanks for the link pal!

:-)
HuStLeR

 

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