Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Morning Call

This morning i was awake by the sms alert. Someone send me a msg and blardy's in chinese. Being a banana,i cant read dunno the content la. Tis make me damn "gan cheong" cos first of all i dunno who's the sender, secondly i dunno wat's the content and lastly there's no one to decode it for me. I tried to call the sender but no answer. On my way to office,i call again and he picked up. Told me he's Alan from Sentul and he's not free to chat on phone just sms will do. MGH!!! I whr got fren named Alan...
I was scrathcing my balls trying to figure out who the heck is he. When i reached office, i showed the msg to my fren and have him decoded it for me.


R u Plu, Can we be fren?

MGH KNN CCB....if girl then nevermind la. Tis guy dunno come from whr,got my number and want to be my fren. Niahai,he thinks im LeeHom meh??? I straight 1 la...

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Bizzarre: Sex With "Dear"

- A 20-year-old man received probation after he was convicted of having sexual contact with a dead deer. The sentence also requires Bryan James Hathaway to be evaluated as a sex offender and treated at the Institute for Psychological and Sexual Health in Duluth, Minn.

"The state believes that particular place is the best to provide treatment for the individual," Assistant District Attorney Jim Boughner said.

Hathaway's probation will be served at the same time as a nine-month jail sentence he received in February for violating his extended supervision.

He was found guilty in April 2005 of felony mistreatment of an animal after he killed a horse with the intention of having sex with it. He was sentenced to 18 months in jail and two years of extended supervision on that charge as well as six years of probation for taking and driving a vehicle without the owner's consent.

Hathaway pleaded no contest earlier this month to misdemeanor mistreatment of an animal for the incident involving the deer. He was sentenced Tuesday in Douglas County Circuit Court.

"The type of behavior is disturbing," Judge Michael Lucci said. "It's disturbing to the public. It's disturbing to the court."

Wuahh!!!! tis guy realli got problem leh....lucky onli animals and not human.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Twisted Facts vs Twisted Tongue

Twisted facts and twisted tongue...are the both carry the same meaning? Tried to google for it but i found these:

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

In 1994, electromagnetic interference (EMI) from a nearby cellular telephone captivated the power of a wheelchair at a scenic vista in Colorado, sending the passenger over a cliff.

More people working in advertising died on the job in 1996 than those who died while working in petroleum refining.(Fuck la!!! Im in advertising industry la...)

Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.

A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.(Im hunting for headless cockroach tonite)

On average people fear spiders more than they do death.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.(Diuz...i thot was goes up must come down)

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

Four sunken nuclear submarines sit at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean. One, a Russian sub resting in deep water off of Bermuda, holds 16 live nuclear warheads. Scientists and oceanographers are unsure what the impact of the escaping plutonium will have, but warn that corrosion could create the proper chemical environment for a massive nuclear chain reaction.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

All polar bears are left handed..(Im left me PoLar)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.(I can start call people ostrich brain)

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

"Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

In the 1990's more than 30 people were axed, hanged, burned and mobbed to death in the United States for practicing witchcraft.

The average human eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night.

Unusual deaths have plagued the cast of the Poltergeist trilogy of films including 12-year-old actress Heather O'Rourke, who died of septic shock. The theory is that the set was cursed by evil.

A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.

Cat's urine glows under a black light.

In 1970, a group of people were arrested at Highgate cemetery for intent to harm...a vampire! The vampire is rumored to still be around today.

Prisoners in a California jail were so spooked by a Ouija board they made that Priests were called in to cast out the demons. The convicts had summoned up spirits, including a woman who told them how she was murdered.

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.(Wat bout kukujiao? 3 meter?)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(kukujiao not strong? but hard wor)

After complaining about the smell in their room, a couple staying in a hotel in the United States discovered the body of a murdered girl under their bed.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Ants always fall over on their right side when intoxicated.

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds, that makes the catfish rank #1 for animal having the most taste buds.

Starfish haven't got brains.

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

The average secretary's left hand does 56% of the typing.

There are more chickens than people in the world.(Cos some people are same as chicken...chicken shit)

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.

In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.(lidat give him the title Listener of the House la...)

The name for Oz in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N and O-Z, hence "Oz."

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.(twat???)

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

Nearly a third of all bottled drinking water purchased in the US is contaminated with bacteria.

Homely criminals get 50% longer jail sentences, on average, than good-looking criminals.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

A shrimp's heart is in its head.

In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

Donald Duck comics were once banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

A snail can sleep for three years.

Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.

Almonds are members of the peach family.

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.

Horses and rats can't vomit.

Accidental deaths caused by Physicians in per year are 120,000.

The termites of the world outweigh humans 10:1 !!!

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The legend of Loch Ness in Scotland is 1,500 years old. The last reported sighting was in 1998, when it was filmed swimming across the loch

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.(Wingz!!!!)

A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.

In 1975 a Bedfordshire family were shocked when a huge chunk of ice fell from the sky, straight through their roof. No explanation has ever been found...

The Amityville films of the 70's, about a house full of ghostly activity were based on a true story.

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

In 1982, a Chicago women who was walking down the street burst into flames for no apparent reason.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.(Dun like ur neighbor,fart at him 6yrs9months...confirm die)

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

A young girl in America bet her friends she could spend the night in a cemetery. They found her in the morning dead in the arms of a statue.

If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

New Face Lift

How? Nice ernot my new face-lift blog? Almost too long din use my webpage design skills. Spend nearly an hour or so trying to locate the exact coding. haihh...wat i study last time all went down to drain. Not related to wat im doin rite now. Sometimes it's realli hard to decide wat's ahead. I can onli predict and take precautions yet things seem to changed as it goes by. Anyway, if its turned out to be gud, no harm taking the new route. Kinda enjoy wat im having rite now and wat i decide not to have at all.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Stupidity-No Cure

Yesterday nite after a session of DotA wit few of my frens, we went drinking. After a few cup of Heineken, one of my fren started talking about how dumb one of the worker in his workplace. It happens tis way:

This guy was carrying a carton of cans in a box. As he was carrying it,the base of the box kenot withstand the weight so it koyak la. My fren saw it and ask tat guy just put all the cans back into the box and sealed it.

Then tis guy so clever, sealed the bottom of the box without putting the cans inside. After tat cut open the top,put the cans inside and sealed it.

Apa Nie!!!!

Monday, March 12, 2007

Dota v6.42

Well...Dota v6.42 is out. Changes are:


* Centaur Warchief -> Changed Return from 60/30 melee/range to 50/50
* Obsidian Destroyer -> Improved cast animation a little
* Tormented Soul -> Pulse Nova no longer triggers Essence Aura
* Shadow Fiend -> Reduced Shadowraze AOE
* Axe -> Lowered manacost and cooldown on Battle Hunger
* Spectre -> Reduced area that is used to check if a hero is alone with Desolate
* Sven -> Improved Toughness Aura
* Phantom Assassin -> Improved Blink Strike range per level
* Butcher -> Hook now properly interrupts channeling
* Nerubian Weaver -> Watchers no longer have spell immunity
* Geomancer -> Geomancer clones now gain 40% of any attribute bonuses the primary has
* Crystal Maiden -> Fixed Brilliance Aura to properly stack with Ring of Basilius
* Priestess of the Moon -> Slightly reduced collision area on Elune's Arrow
* Magnataur -> Cooldown on Reverse Polarity no longer increases per level
* Nerubian Assassin -> Slightly improved Mana Burn cast range at higher levels
* Troll Warlord -> Level 4 Berserker Rage gives a little more movement speed
* Bristleback -> Lowered movement speed by 5 and put a cap on how much Quill Spray can stack up to late game
* Venomancer -> Plague Wards now give less gold and cost slightly less mana
* SyllaBear -> When you summon Spirit Bear and it is already summoned, it no longer wastes the cooldown doing nothing, it errors properly
* Crystal Maiden -> Improved Brilliance Aura a bit
* Phantom Lancer -> Changed Spirit Lance projectile model
* Lord of Olympia -> Hero icon changed
* Ursa Warrior -> Enrage icon changed
* Vengeful Spirit -> Added a visual effect to Netherswap
* Lord of Olympia -> Added a new visual effect for Static Field
* Juggernaut -> Added a new visual effect to Omnislash
* Axe -> Added a new visual effect for when Culling Blade's deathblow activates (86864)
* Bane Elemental -> Added a visual effect to Brain Sap
* Spirit Bear -> Entangle doesn't work on roshan anymore
* Keeper of the Light -> Liberated Souls and Ignis Fatuus will now show attack projectile
* Dragon Knight -> Updated Elder Form tooltip to mention that it gives movement speed boost
* Added new icons for Berserker Call, Conversion, Glaives of Wisdom, Detonate, Light Strike Array, Synergy (thx snork, Black_tan, K_Prime, Mihai, L()RK@N_15, Amadi and switch)
* Axe -> Improved hero animation when casting Culling Blade


* Added new item -> Hood of Defiance
* Added new item -> Assault Cuirass
* Added new item -> Bloodstone (can be disassembled, heal inspired by topic (116735)
* Satanic -> Active ability changed
* Helm of Iron Will -> Increased hp regen to +3 (from +2)
* Divine Rapier -> Now it can be manually dropped
* Vladmir's Offering -> Bonus damage is an aura now(only on melee heroes, not creeps)
* Battle Fury -> Cleave AOE from 200 to 225
* Mekansm -> Mekansm heal stack restriction can no longer be overridden by buckler
* Ring of Basilius -> Ring of Basilius can be clicked to switch it back and forth between a version that has armor affecting creeps and one that doesn't
* Eul's Scepter of Divinity -> Nerfed cooldown on Cyclone
* Butterfly -> Butterfly from 25/25/25/25 to 30/30/30/30 and recipe from 1400 to 1800
* Necronomicon -> Lowered mana burn a bit
* Bottle -> When bottle with rune expires due to time, it uses the rune instead of wasting it (122057)
* Ancient Tango of Essifation -> Removed cooldown when buying tangos
* Sentry and Observer wards -> Changed a bit
* Reduced cooldown on buying all other items
* Mjollnir -> Changed icon to the one suggested on the forums (102574)
* Gem & Sentry Wards -> Improved tooltips for new players (118074)
* Ancient Tango of Essifation -> Added buff icon
* Necronomicon -> Improved tooltip on level 3 Necronomicon
* Updated Buriza and Crystalis tooltips to list critical chance
* Removed Lumber from recipes, now it does not list it as a requirement and gives you a proper error

==[Game Modes & Commmands]==

* Adjusted starting gold in -rd to give you the same amount you'd have when the creeps come out in regular pick game (right now it is a little less than normal)
* Enabled POTM/Warlock/Alchemist in -lm and Warlock in -rd
* Added -om(onlymid) due to popular demand to disable creepspawn and tower vulnerability everywhere but middle
* Added -powerup and -neutrals to single player commands
* Added -nd (no death timer) and -lives xx (maximum lives) as optional commands after -dm is activated
* Added a -fleshstr command for Pudge to view how much str you gained from the ability
* Added -deathon/off (-don/off) that toggles on and off a new death timer to show you your respawn without needing to open the scoreboard
* -cson now places the k/d in the multiboard title
* -showdeny is enabled by default for observers
* Siege units are now properly added to your -cs
* Weather commands are now user specific, so you can have rain while your ally has snow and the others have nothing* Added an extra blank line before -ma output, to help readability when used near other commands

==[Map & Misc Changes/Fixes]==

* Changed the way Aegis and Roshan work. Aegis is now a Roshan drop (a 1-charge ankh basically). You cannot create it manually. Roshan starts out weaker without melee return. He respawns stronger and bigger every 10 minutes
* Added a new secret shop containing limited items (only stout and helm of iron will for now) to the top left and bottom right areas
* Changed Range creep quantity upgrade from 60min to 45min. Siege follows this as well. Melee creeps quantity upgrade frequency changed to a few minutes sooner than usual
* Implemented a sound for when creeps spawn for the first time (75198)
* Chicken/Crow can no longer sell items (has been abused in long games to sell for money to buyback. The sellback price on recipes is only intended to be that high to help against misclicks) * Removed internal usage of lumber resource
* Notification is sent when an observer leaves the game
* Added a game timer in the top interface
* Fog of War is removed when a team wins (111691)
* Illusion from runes lasts a little longer now (40->60)
* Removed internal usage of food resource
* Added cooldown to neutral creep ability tooltips
* When a player leaves, the leaver hero name is written after the player's name
* Fixed Infernal duration typo on Rain of Chaos
* Fixed a typo in the Overgrowth damage
* Fixed First Blood being displayed in white if sp is on and observers are present
* Fixed Observer Ward buff saying Sentry Ward (123887)
* Fixed a bug in -sp that causes observer board to be removed
* Fixed a typo on the number of targets on level 3 Forked Lightning
* Fixed bugs with Aegis on Meepo* Fixed Echo Slam damage doing less than advertised (7 less)
* Fixed a typo in level 3 Spirit Bear HP
* Changed all Brilliance Aura values from percentages to numbers since it isn't really a percentage (it always worked like this, just the tooltips were misleading)
* Fixed Treant and Druid sound set (79352)
* Fixed a bug with Shadowraze killing wards
* Fixed some minor control issues with Timewalk

Download dota v6.42

Monday Blues

Still cudnt solved the problem with my hard disk. It seems the motherboard kenot detect tat blardy piece of hard disk and i kenot proceed wit the formatting. Fuck those viruse creators. they shud've die and burn in hell. Guess i havta send it out to the expert. It might cost a liltle but at least i can have my data back. Darn!!! shudda burn all those data in CDs instead of saving them in partition. Well...i've learned my lesson.

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Naruto Shippuuden is out

For all the Naruto's Fan out there (im more to Sakura's fan...kekeke), new season of Naruto is out and it's call Naruto Shippuuden. All charaters from previous seasons have grown up and i can tell u...Sakura realli looks sexy!!! Episodes from the new season can be downloaded from

The old and new Naruto

Sakura...oh Sakura...sui boh?

Naruto:Shippuuden Opening

Nonit to pay wan...totally free. It's in torrent files just like those yamadeh iku iku kimoche movies. Now alreadi 4 episodes....faster go download la. Dun wait anymore...