My Virgin Meme
Wuaah,everytime i enjoy seeing people doin meme. Some funny, some damn funny and some damn 9 lan funny. Tapi sekalang,my turn pulak kena cos AhPek tag 9 me,not enuff, Pisang oso tag me. Ai...4 jobs that I would really stink at:
Aqua- 'cos I'm a real man.
Gay Lou - 'cos I prefer miao miao more than arsehole
Gigolo- 'cos I dun do it for money
PR - 'cos I dun like foreplay,wanna get into action immediately.
4 nicknames I made for meself.
Sotongking- 'cos it sounds like setokin
Blursotong- 'cos it's the english yersion of "mang tau wu ying"
Toroking- 'cos it's the yupunese yersion of "Sotongking"
Sotong- it's the short yersion of everything la...
diuz...where got so many nicknames
4 movies I can watch over and over again.
Ham tais onli-the rest watch 1 time fed up liao
4 alcoholic drinks I enjoy
Long Island
Illusion
Absolute Vodka-with Ribena?
Chivas
4 destinations I want to go before I go sell salted eggs.
Rumah Urut Kiew Kiew-wanna try out the dola dola full body massage
Nudist Colony-wanna see if my KKC can stnd up 24/7
Haadyai-i heard they can do wonders with their miao miao
Pulau Ketam-wuah...manyak ketam sana la
4 thing I do on weekends
TFK-tis one everyday la
ML-tis one oso everyday
Watch Movies-tis one oso everyday
Swimming-'cos the pool got lotsa lengluis in bikini
4 Celebrities I want to screw.
Latetia Casta
Shakira
Heather Graham
Angelina Jolie
4 Gadgets I would like to have.
Artificial Pussy-tis one veli portable,travel oso can bring along
Blow-up Ms.Bunny-tis one can give blow job
Licking Machine-tired la havta to stick the tongue out
Gigantic Dildo-after i kautim i wanna sleep liao,tis 1 let her kautim herself
4 Tags to the new bloggers.
No one to tag la...semua sodah kena
posted by sotongking @ 9:20 PM
6 Comments:
you like sotong very much wan hor. all your nickname got sotong wan.
OOii, rumah urut kiew kiew mana ada dola full body massage?
and I think Hupchai got la, fuiyoh..dis time must ajak AhPek and you go lo.
hey there! i used to read u last time but i see u've deleted all the old posts... aren't u going back to the 'previous' mode again? ;)
sotong you can go to bredene in belgium.....
I heard sunway there got dola full massage la...
Find one day la,we go there riots.Lolx
angel: wat do u mean goin back to the previous mode? die lo,i dun remember u leh...
i dun even know i have a fan out there,wuahahaha....
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